You guessed it! It’s the New York City Subway! NYC The Blog just floods our inbox with subway videos now. Its nuts. They’re like the World Star Hip Hop of the subway system.

Neither of these videos are particularly good. But they are reasons #3,456,980,123 and #3,456,980,124 why my goal in life is to make enough money to never take the subway ever again.

I hate homeless handicaps.

I hate sassy black chicks.

I hate dudes who choke out chicks on the platform.

I hate chicks who are actually dudes who get choked out on the platform.

Hide ya trannys, hide ya homeless, they chokin errbody on the New York City Subway.